Your choice of kit might be revealing more than you think...
Let’s have a bit of fun today.
Because whether you’re a cloud-chucking mod lover or you’re never seen without your discreet little pod kit, one thing’s for sure — your vape setup says a lot about you.
We see hundreds of vapers come through the shop every week, and after a while, you start to notice a few patterns. The kit you carry, the flavour you choose, the way you hold it... it all adds up to a little vape personality profile.
So, just for laughs — and maybe a little truth — here’s what your vape setup might be saying about you. Ready?
🔥 The Box Mod Beast
You’ve got a dual-battery, touchscreen mod that lights up like a spaceship. You blow clouds thick enough to hide behind and you definitely know your wattage preferences down to the decimal.
Personality profile:
- Loves to tinker (probably has a hobby involving wires or wrenches)
- Doesn’t do anything by halves
- You’ve said “It’s not just about clouds” at least once (even though… it kind of is)
- Probably built your own coils at least once — for fun
You’re the type who ends up showing new vapers how their own device works. We appreciate you.
🧊 The Sleek Pod Kit Enthusiast
You’ve got a Caliburn or OXVA in your pocket at all times — maybe even colour-matched to your outfit. You’re all about flavour, convenience, and not carrying a brick around.
Personality profile:
- Organised, practical, and stylish
- Has three backup pods at all times — just in case
- Prefers things clean and minimal (both in tech and life)
- Might own a label maker or a very tidy sock drawer
You treat your vape like a trusty sidekick. It never lets you down.
🌬️ The Disposable Devotee
You love the simplicity. No refilling, no charging, no stress — just grab, puff, and bin. Your flavours are loud, your clouds are fluffy, and you probably know where to find the best cherry cola vape in town.
Personality profile:
- Fast-paced, always on the go
- You like to keep things fresh — new flavour, new day
- Slightly addicted to pastel colours and gradient packaging
- Might have an empty vape or two rolling around in your bag
We see you. We just want to gently nudge you towards a reusable pod kit — your wallet (and the planet) will thank you.
☕ The Dessert Vaper
You’re vaping rhubarb & custard, banoffee pie, or something that smells like someone just opened a bakery. You’re all about indulgence, comfort, and a good throat hit.
Personality profile:
- Sweet-toothed and proud
- Probably owns a fancy coffee machine
- Has opinions about the best coil for dessert vapes
- Makes a proper brew and knows which biscuits pair best with it
Your vape is basically your pudding — and we fully support that.
😎 The Nic Salt Minimalist
You’ve found your one flavour (maybe Kiwi Passionfruit Guava?) and you’re not budging. You vape discreetly, cleanly, and without fuss.
Personality profile:
- A creature of habit (like Phil from our shop — been on the same juice for months)
- Has their routine down to a science
- Quietly judges other people’s messy pods
- Probably owns a reusable water bottle and actually uses it
You’re low-maintenance but high function. You vape because it works — not because it’s flashy.
🤓 The DIY Dripper
You’re on rebuildables, RDAs, mechs, and you’ve got resistance wire in your desk drawer. You taste notes in juice that the rest of us didn’t know existed.
Personality profile:
- The ultimate vape nerd (and we say that with love)
- You talk about Ohm’s Law like it’s a religion
- Has burnt your thumb more times than you’d admit
- You probably taught yourself how to wrap perfect coils from a 2014 YouTube video
You’re the reason we still stock cotton and wire — never change.
💬 So... What’s Your Vape Personality?
Of course, this is all a bit of fun — most of us are a mix of types. You might start with a pod kit, flirt with disposables, then end up knee-deep in sub-ohm territory before circling back to nic salts.
But your vape setup does say something about how you like to puff, what you prioritise, and how you like to express yourself.
Got a flavour or setup that’s totally “you”? Come tell us — we’re always nosy (in a friendly, vape-chat way).