Because how you like your caffeine says a lot about how you puff.
We all have our go-to orders — whether it’s a proper builder’s brew, an oat milk flat white, or a caramel explosion in a cup. But did you know your favourite coffee might just say something about your vape style too?
We’ve matched the most common coffee orders to vape habits we see in the shop every day — so whether you're a black coffee purist or a seasonal PSL fan, here's what your cup says about your clouds.
☕ Flat White
Your vibe: Minimalist but flavour-focused
Your vape: Sleek pod system + fruity nic salt
You like things smooth, no fuss, and on the stronger side. You probably carry a Caliburn or an Xlim SE in your pocket, always topped up with something balanced like Elfliq Watermelon or Mejusa Bar Salt V2: Blue Sour Raspberry.
Flavour matters to you, but so does aesthetics. Your vape matches your outfit, and you always have a spare pod.
☕ Black Coffee (No Sugar)
Your vibe: Straight to the point
Your vape: MTL tank + tobacco or menthol juice
You don’t mess about. You probably started vaping to quit smoking and stuck with what works. You’re the type who knows the exact PG/VG ratio you want and gets annoyed when brands change packaging without notice.
You’re loyal to your coil brand, never fall for fads, and always carry a spare battery.
☕ Oat Milk Latte
Your vibe: Trend-aware, soft launch energy
Your vape: Pastel pod kit + anything creamy, iced, or tropical
You're all about the experience — and it’s got to look good for Instagram, too. You’re probably vaping Riot Bar EDTN Lil-Tropic or Bar Series Banana Caramel. You like your hits sweet, your vibes chill, and your vape kits colour-matched to your reusable water bottle.
Bonus points if you’ve ever said, “I only like it if it’s not too icy.”
☕ Iced Caramel Macchiato
Your vibe: Sweet tooth, unapologetically extra
Your vape: Bold bar salts + flavours that taste like pudding
You’re probably rocking Soda King Bar Salt Blue Razz or Supergood Pineapple Coconut Nectarine and wondering why everyone doesn’t just admit dessert vapes are elite. You burn through coils a bit faster than most… but it's worth it for that hit of custardy goodness.
You probably said “just one puff” and then vaped the whole 10ml in two days.
☕ Cappuccino
Your vibe: Classic, comforting, secretly adventurous
Your vape: Refillable pod + seasonal flavour rotation
You like routine — but with the occasional twist. You vape Caribbean Crush in summer and Cherry Bakewell in winter, and you’ve got strong opinions about which coil works best in cold weather.
You know how to clean your tank properly, and you’re proud of it.
☕ Pumpkin Spice Latte (Yes, Even in Spring)
Your vibe: Chaos with a straw
Your vape: Brightly coloured bar-style pod + max ice
You love a limited edition, a seasonal drop, and you probably ask, “What’s new this week?” every time you’re in the shop. You’re vaping Lost Mary Triple Mango and planning your next personality based on the new Mejusa drop.
You don’t read reviews — you just know. And somehow you’re always right.
☕ Builder’s Tea (Not Coffee, Thank You)
Your vibe: Solid, reliable, and just a little bit stubborn
Your vape: MTL tank or refillable pod + tobacco, menthol, or aniseed
You switched to vaping to quit smoking and never looked back — but don’t ask you to try anything with “ice” in the name. You refill your pod before it’s empty and have never once vaped at the wrong wattage.
You’re the person who gives actual good advice to newer vapers in the shop.
🧠 So, What’s Your Coffee Vape Vibe?
Are you all about that black coffee and bold tobacco, or do you like your vape as iced and sugary as your morning macchiato?
No matter your flavour, your coffee order probably says more than you think. And hey — if your vape doesn’t match your cup yet, maybe it’s time to mix things up.
We love pairing vapes with moods, moments, and now, caffeine. It's not scientific — but it is accurate (probably). If you’ve read this and thought, “Yup, that’s me,”… come in and tell us. We’ll help you find your perfect vape pairing — no matter how you take your brew.
Disclaimer: This post is just for fun. Vape products are for adults 18+ only. Always choose e-liquid and devices that suit your needs and follow manufacturer guidance.