Let’s not take ourselves too seriously, yeah?
We’ve all got that flavour — the one we come back to no matter what new juices we try. Whether it’s a zingy fruit blend, creamy custard, or a classic menthol, your go-to vape flavour says more about you than you might think.
So, in the spirit of good fun (and a bit of lighthearted judgement), here’s what your vape flavour really says about you — according to the team here at the shop.
🍓 If You Vape Strawberry Anything...
You’re a people pleaser and proud of it. You like your flavours sweet, predictable, and universally liked — just like you. You’ve probably been described as “lovely” more times than you can count.
Chances are:
- You recommend Elfliq Strawberry Ice to your mates
- You call everyone “mate”
- You’re still haunted by that one time your coil burnt out mid-date
🍬 If You’re a Rhubarb & Custard Fan...
Old soul, sweet tooth, slightly chaotic energy.
You vape like you snack: comfort first, consequences later. You probably know your way around a rebuildable tank and aren’t afraid of a coil that needs some TLC.
Also:
- You’ve definitely said “I just fancied something creamy” in public
- You tell everyone your flavour’s “a bit niche”
- You’re either Kyle from our shop... or spiritually very close
❄️ If You Love Menthol & Ice Flavours...
You like a challenge — and you don’t care that it feels like you’re vaping mouthwash. In fact, that’s the point.
You:
- Take pride in having lungs of steel
- Constantly tell people their juice is “a bit weak”
- Are probably cold-blooded and wearing a hoodie in July
Let’s be real: you’ve vaped Bar Juice 5000 Fresh Menthol Mojito and felt nothing.
🍉 If You’re All About Watermelon…
You’re summer energy all year round. Whether it’s Watermelon Ice, Strawberry Watermelon, or anything with “tropical” in the name, you’re here to vibe.
You:
- Have at least one vape pic from a beach holiday
- Call every fruity blend “summery”
- Are 80% likely to be using a Lost Mary in Watermelon G
You’re not afraid of bright colours or a bold flavour. You are afraid of ever running out of juice. (Respect.)
☕ If You Vape Coffee or Tobacco Flavours...
You’re either a former chain-smoker... or you just enjoy the finer things in life — like burnt espresso and existential dread.
- You call it “classic”
- You say “I just want something simple”
- You’ve probably vaped in the rain with dramatic flair
You don’t care about trends. You want function and flavour that means business.
🧊 If You’re Obsessed with Blue Razz...
You’re the life of the vape party. Loud flavours, loud opinions, and no regrets.
You:
- Still defend disposables even though you now use a refillable
- Ask “what’s the sweetest thing you’ve got?” every time you shop
- Could probably teach a masterclass in Elfliq vs Bar Salts flavour differences
You don’t vape. You enter rooms in a cloud of blue razz glory.
🍰 If You Vape Dessert Flavours...
You’re a homebody. You vape to relax, not impress. You’ve got a flavour for every mood — and a backup bottle in every drawer.
You:
- Don’t leave the house without a fresh coil
- Definitely have a “favourite custard”
- Secretly judge people who only vape fruit
You’re probably running something like Ohm Brew Double Brew Custard Cream — and honestly, we respect that.
🥤 If You Only Vape “Bar-Like” Flavours...
You’re the ex-disposable loyalist who’s found your home in bar salts. It’s giving Elfliq Kiwi Passionfruit Guava. It’s giving Soda King Bar Salts Blue Sour Raspberry. It’s giving “I need flavour that slaps”.
You:
- Can’t be dealing with subtle
- Ask for “whatever tastes like an Elf Bar”
- Have 10mg and 20mg versions of your favourite flavour — just in case
Bonus: If You Change Flavours Daily…
You’re chaotic neutral. You vape for the plot.
- Your kit’s got three pods, all loaded
- You say “depends on my mood” every time you’re asked what you’re using
- You’re either incredibly organised… or don’t know what coil is in your device right now
You’re here for variety — and probably love a new flavour launch more than payday.
Final Thoughts from Behind the Counter
At the end of the day, your vape flavour is part of your personality — and we love seeing what people gravitate towards. Whether you’re a menthol maniac, a strawberry sweetheart, or a custard connoisseur, you’re welcome here.
So... what’s your flavour? Tag a mate who vapes Blue Razz like it’s an Olympic sport or drop your current favourite in the comments. We’re not judging — we’ve vaped worse. Probably.
Disclaimer: This post is purely for fun and not meant to diagnose your personality via vape juice. But we’re not saying it’s inaccurate either...