“It’s not me, it’s the coil...” — every vaper, ever.
Look, we’ve all done it.
You swore you’d change your coil last week. You meant to clean your tank. You knew you shouldn’t chain-vape that super sweet juice on max wattage... and yet here we are, looking at another crispy coil and pretending it wasn’t your fault.
From one vaper to another — it’s time to come clean.
Here are the most common vape sins we’ve all been guilty of at some point (yes, even the staff), and what we should be doing instead. No judgement — just laughs, lessons, and the occasional burnt taste.
😬 “I’ll change it tomorrow...”
AKA: Riding the coil until it gives up on life.
That slightly off flavour? That whisper of cotton? That throat hit that feels a bit too spicy? You know it’s time to swap the coil — but maybe it can last just one more day...
Spoiler: It can’t. And now your juice tastes like a bonfire.
Fix it:
Swap your coil when flavour starts to dip — don’t wait for the burnt-toast stage. Your taste buds will thank you.
🧁 “This juice is soooo good... I’ve vaped the whole bottle in 2 days.”
AKA: Chain-vaping custard at 60W like it’s cardio.
Some flavours are just too moreish. But that sugary, thick dessert blend you love? Yeah, it’s slowly caramelising itself onto your coil like a crème brûlée.
Fix it:
Balance your flavour rotation. Use lighter, fruitier juices between dessert vapes to give your coil a break.
🔥 “I don’t need to prime the coil – I’ll just take a small puff...”
AKA: Instant regret.
You fill up, pop in a brand-new coil, and instead of waiting 10 minutes like a responsible vaper… you take a little tester drag.
Cue burnt cotton, ruined coil, and sadness.
Fix it:
Prime your coil with a few drops of e-liquid and give it time to soak. Don’t be a “just one puff” person. You know better.
💨 “Full airflow, max wattage, zero mercy.”
AKA: Cloud chaser turned coil roaster.
If your setup sounds like a jet engine and your clouds fog the car windows, congrats — you’ve probably halved your coil’s life in the name of vapour.
We salute your commitment to the clouds. But your coils need a break.
Fix it:
Use recommended wattage settings for your coil. You don’t need to vape at 80W all the time — your juice (and lungs) will still show up to the party at 50.
🔋 “I haven’t charged it, but it should be fine for the day.”
AKA: The classic rookie mistake.
You leave the house with 27% battery, a half-full pod, and good intentions. By lunch, you’re rationing puffs like it’s the apocalypse.
Bonus points if you forgot your cable and no one has USB-C.
Fix it:
Charge overnight. Keep a backup pod or power bank handy. And maybe stop pretending your vape is solar-powered.
🧼 “Cleaning? I thought that’s what new juice was for.”
AKA: The tank swamp.
You pour your new fruity blend straight into the leftovers of last week’s creamy custard, creating a Frankenstein flavour no one asked for.
If your vape tastes like tropical cheesecake soup… it’s time.
Fix it:
Rinse your tank or pod out when switching flavours — especially if you’re going from dessert to fruit or menthol. It makes a huge difference.
👀 “I thought that flavour was meant to taste burnt?”
AKA: Denial is a powerful thing.
Some people live in complete acceptance of a charred coil because “it still works” or “I’m used to it now.”
Fix it:
No juice is supposed to taste burnt. No, not even rhubarb and custard. Change the coil, friend.
🫣 Guilty? Same. You’re Not Alone.
Vaping is a habit like any other — and sometimes we get lazy, cocky, or just plain forgetful. Whether you’re a serial coil burner or a juice-blending rebel, the important thing is we learn, laugh, and vape better tomorrow.
And if all else fails?
Buy a few extra coils and a spare pod. You’ll thank yourself on those “uh-oh” days.
Final Thoughts from the Counter
We’ve all burnt a coil (or five) in our time. You’re not a bad vaper — just a human one. The trick is recognising the signs, giving your kit a little TLC, and not being afraid to laugh at yourself.
And if you ever need help — whether your vape’s acting up or your coil’s gone full charcoal — pop in and chat to us. No judgement. Just solutions (and maybe a gentle “told you so”).